爆笑簡(jiǎn)短英文笑話(huà)
笑一笑十年少，有時(shí)候正兒八經(jīng)的說(shuō)笑話(huà)卻覺(jué)得不好笑，可是一個(gè)很冷的笑話(huà)卻能讓自己笑良久，你有這樣的`經(jīng)歷么?現在，一起來(lái)開(kāi)心爆笑下吧!
爆笑簡(jiǎn)短英文笑話(huà)一：Give up your seat to a lady
Give up your seat to a lady
Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."
"You've done the right thing," says Mommy.
"But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap."
給女士讓座
小強尼說(shuō)：“媽媽?zhuān)裉煸缟虾桶职衷诠?chē)上時(shí)，他叫我讓座給一位女士�！�
媽媽說(shuō)：“你做得很對呀�！�
“但是，媽媽?zhuān)沂亲诎职窒ドw上的�！�
爆笑簡(jiǎn)短英文笑話(huà)二：Five Months Older大五個(gè)月
Five Months Older
The Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. So when the army doctor examined him, he said that he was 18.
But John's brother had joined the army a few days before, and the same doctor had examined him too. This doctor remembered the older boy's family name, so when he saw John's papers, he was surprised.
"How old are you?" he said.
"Eighteen, sir," said John.
"But your brother was eighteen, too," said the doctor. "Are you twins?"
"Oh, no, sir," said John, and his face went red. "My brother is five months older than I am."
大五個(gè)月
第二次世界大戰開(kāi)始了，約翰想參軍，可他只有十六歲，當時(shí)規定男孩到十八歲才能入伍。所以軍醫給他進(jìn)行體檢時(shí)，他說(shuō)他已經(jīng)十八歲了。
可約翰的哥哥剛入伍沒(méi)幾天，而且也是這個(gè)軍醫給他做的檢查。這位醫生還記得他哥哥的姓。所以當他看到約翰的表格時(shí)，感到非常驚奇。
“你多大了?”軍醫問(wèn)。
“十八，長(cháng)官�！奔s翰說(shuō)。
“可你的哥哥也是十八歲，你們是雙胞胎嗎?”
約翰臉紅了，說(shuō)：“哦，不是，長(cháng)官，我哥哥比我大五個(gè)月�！�
爆笑簡(jiǎn)短英文笑話(huà)三：a neuropathy
Have a neuropathy, I do not know where to get a handful of pistols, he is gone in a little black alley. When suddenly a young man, neuropathy apart from anything else its guns on the ground by pointing to his head. Asked one plus a few zero. Terrified young people, thought for a long time. Answer, equals two. Neuropathy of the killing he did not hesitate. And then get pulled in his arms, said a cold, you know too much ...
有一個(gè)神經(jīng)病，不知道從哪里弄來(lái)了一把槍?zhuān)咴谝粭l小黑胡同里。突然遇上一個(gè)年輕人，神經(jīng)病二話(huà)不說(shuō)將其按在地上用槍指著(zhù)他的頭。問(wèn)道，一加一得幾。年輕人嚇壞了，沉思了很久�；卮�，等于二。神經(jīng)病毫不猶豫的打死了他。然后把搶拽在懷里，冰冷的說(shuō)了一句，你知道的太多了…
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