有趣的英語(yǔ)短笑話(huà)帶翻譯

　　Nest and Hair

　　My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom. "What kind of bird?" my sister asked. "I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child. "Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her . "Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. "

　　Notes: (1) inform v.告訴 (2) nest n.窩;巢 (3) description n.描述 (4) encourage v.鼓勵 (5) resemble v. 相似;類(lèi)似 翻譯：鳥(niǎo)窩與頭發(fā)我姐姐是一位小學(xué)老師。一次一個(gè)學(xué)生告訴她說(shuō)一只鳥(niǎo)兒在教室外 的樹(shù)上壘了個(gè)窩。 “是什么鳥(niǎo)呢?”我姐姐問(wèn)她。 “我沒(méi)看到鳥(niǎo)兒，老師，只看到鳥(niǎo)窩。”那孩子回答說(shuō)。 “那么，你能給我們描述一下這個(gè)鳥(niǎo)巢嗎?”我姐姐鼓勵她道。 “哦，老師，就像你的頭發(fā)一樣。”

 

　　英文：

　　Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help. The operator said calmly:"First, you should make sure that he is already dead." Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the hunter asking:"What should I do next?"

　　譯文：

　　兩個(gè)獵人進(jìn)森林里打獵，其中一個(gè)獵人不慎跌倒，兩眼翻白，似已停止呼吸。另一個(gè)獵人趕緊拿出手機撥通緊急求助電話(huà)。接線(xiàn)員沉著(zhù)地說(shuō)：“第一步，要先確定你的朋友已經(jīng)死亡。”于是，接線(xiàn)員在電話(huà)里聽(tīng)到一聲槍響，然后聽(tīng)到那獵人接著(zhù)問(wèn)：“第二步怎辦?”

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