英語(yǔ)短笑話(huà)
Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- his height. or, should I say, his lack of it.One day, he stormed through the door and announced angrily, "Someone just picked my pocket!" Most of my fellow waitresses and I were speechless, except for the one who blurted out, "How could anyone stoop so low?"
我們的餐廳經(jīng)理是一位深受大家愛(ài)戴，和藹而又快樂(lè )的人。但在他面前有一件事不能提--他的身高�；蛘�，我應該說(shuō)，他是有點(diǎn)矮!一天，經(jīng)理怒氣沖沖地撞門(mén)而入，高聲說(shuō)，“有人拿了我的錢(qián)包!”
我和其她大部女招待都沒(méi)敢吱聲，但有人卻蹦出一句話(huà)：“哪有人能彎腰彎那么低的啊”!
A big battle was going on during the First World War.Guns were firing， and shells and bullets were flying about everywhere.After an hour of this， one of the soldiers decidedthat the fighting was getting too dangerous for him， so he leftthe front line and began to go away from the battle. After hehad walked for an hour，he saw an officer coming towardshim. The officer stopped him and said，“ where are you going?” “I'm trying to get as far away as possible from the battlethat's going on behind us， sir，” the soldier answered. “Do you know who I am?” the officer said to him angrily.“I'm your commanding officer.” The soldier was very surprised when he heard this and said，“My God，I didn't know that I was so far back already!”
第一次世界大戰期間，一場(chǎng)大戰役正在進(jìn)行。槍炮轟鳴，炮彈和子彈到處亂飛。這樣過(guò)了一個(gè)小時(shí)后，一個(gè)士兵認定戰斗對他來(lái)說(shuō)變得太危險了，所以他離開(kāi)前線(xiàn)開(kāi)始逃離戰場(chǎng)。步行了一個(gè)小時(shí)之后，他看見(jiàn)一個(gè)軍官向他走過(guò)來(lái)。那軍官叫住他說(shuō)：“你要到哪兒去?” “長(cháng)官，我正盡可能遠地躲開(kāi)我們身后正在進(jìn)行的戰役，”士兵回答說(shuō)。 “你知道我是誰(shuí)嗎?”軍官生氣地對他說(shuō)：“我是你的指揮官。” 那士兵聽(tīng)到此話(huà)感到非常驚訝，說(shuō)：“天哪，我想不到我已經(jīng)往回跑了這么遠了!”
A man was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign ... hit his car broadside, and knocked him cold. Passerbys pulled him from the wreck and revived him. He began a terrific struggle and had to be tranquilized by the medics. Later, when he was calm, they asked him why he struggled so. He said, "I remember the impact, then nothing. I woke up on a concrete slab in front of a huge, flashing 'Shell' sign. And somebody was standing in front of the 'S.'
有個(gè)人開(kāi)車(chē)行駛在上班的路上，一輛卡車(chē)闖紅燈從側面撞上了他的車(chē)，當時(shí)他就不省人事了。路旁的行人把他從車(chē)里拉出來(lái)并喚醒他。剛一醒過(guò)來(lái)，他就拼命的掙扎著(zhù)，最后不得不用了藥物才讓他鎮靜下來(lái)。過(guò)了一會(huì )兒，他平靜了，別人問(wèn)他為什么要這么恐怖的掙扎，他說(shuō)：“被撞之后我就什么都不知道了，當我醒過(guò)來(lái)，我發(fā)現我躺在了路邊，前面是一個(gè)巨大的廣告牌上面閃爍著(zhù)‘殼牌’，但是有個(gè)人擋住了那個(gè)“S”。”
更多相關(guān)文章：
8.英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)帶翻譯簡(jiǎn)短的 經(jīng)典
【英語(yǔ)短笑話(huà)】相關(guān)文章：
短的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)201508-27
幽默英語(yǔ)短笑話(huà)六則03-17
英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)帶翻譯 短09-13
經(jīng)典的短笑話(huà)08-15
短笑話(huà)精選07-05
英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)帶翻譯短08-08
笑話(huà)大全爆笑短笑話(huà)06-05
好笑的短笑話(huà)03-14
短笑話(huà)全集10-17