小學(xué)生爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)五篇
小學(xué)生爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)篇一
"I'm going to draw a picture of God," a four-year-old girl said to her teacher.
一個(gè)4歲的女孩對老師說(shuō):“我要畫(huà)一幅上帝的畫(huà)像!
"But nobody knows what God looks like," the teacher said.
老師說(shuō):“可誰(shuí)也不知道上帝長(cháng)什么模樣!
"They will know when I've finished," came the reply.
“等我畫(huà)好后,他們就會(huì )知道的!靶∨⒒卮鹫f(shuō)。
小學(xué)生爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)篇二
Two sisters were looking at a book of religious pictures and came across a painting of theVirgin and the baby Jesus.
姐妹倆在看一本宗教畫(huà)冊時(shí),剛好看到一幅圣母瑪利亞和圣嬰耶穌的圖畫(huà)。
"See there," said the older sister, "that's Jesus, and that's his mother."
姐姐說(shuō):“瞧,這是耶穌,這是他的媽媽!
"Where's his dad?" the younger girl wanted to know.
“他的爸爸在哪里?”妹妹想知道。
Her sister thought for a moment and explained, "Oh, he's taking the picture."
姐姐想了一會(huì )兒,解釋道:“噢,他正在拍照!
小學(xué)生爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)篇三
A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest boy and returned to her.
一位女士圣誕節購物時(shí)丟了錢(qián)包。一個(gè)誠實(shí)的小男孩撿到了錢(qián)包,還給了她。
Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm...that's funny. When I lost my purse there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."
她看了看錢(qián)包,說(shuō):“嗯……真有趣。我丟錢(qián)包時(shí),里面有一張20元的鈔票,F在卻有20張一元的鈔票!
The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."
那個(gè)男孩馬上回答說(shuō):“沒(méi)錯,太太。上次我撿到一位女士的錢(qián)包,她沒(méi)有零錢(qián)酬謝!
小學(xué)生爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)篇四
Two boys are talking about the sun and the moon. "Which one of them is more useful?" asked one of them.
兩個(gè)男孩在談?wù)撎?yáng)和月亮!八鼈冎心膫(gè)更有用?”其中一個(gè)問(wèn)道。
"Of course the moon is. The moon is in the sky when it's dark, but the sun is in the sky in the daytime when nobody needs it."
“當然是月亮。月亮在天黑時(shí)掛在天空,但太陽(yáng)是在白天誰(shuí)也不需要它時(shí)掛在天空!
小學(xué)生爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)篇五
roast pig
A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:"Not bad, I am next to the pig." But then he noticed the angry fat lady sitting next to him. He faked a smile and added: "Oh I am sorry, I meant the roasted one on the table."
烤乳豬
一位先生去赴宴遲到了,匆忙入座后,發(fā)現自己的座位正對著(zhù)乳豬,于是大為高興的.說(shuō):“還不錯,我坐在乳豬的旁邊!边@時(shí)才發(fā)現身旁的一位胖女士正怒目相視,他忙陪笑改口到:“對不起,我說(shuō)的是那只烤好的!
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