開(kāi)學(xué)季校園英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)

　　『輕松一早』：英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)

　　一分鐘一塊錢(qián)

　　A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.

　　一天，教授正在給學(xué)生們監考。他發(fā)下試卷，然后回到講臺前等待。

　　Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."

　　考試結束了，學(xué)生們紛紛交回試卷。教授發(fā)現一張試卷上別著(zhù)一張百元鈔票，還有一張紙條寫(xiě)著(zhù)：“一分一塊錢(qián)。”

　　The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $64 change.

　　第二堂課，教授把試卷都發(fā)回學(xué)生們手中。其中一個(gè)學(xué)生不但得到了試卷還得到64塊錢(qián)的找零。在英國，一中國同學(xué)去菜場(chǎng)想買(mǎi)母雞回來(lái)燉湯喝，不會(huì )說(shuō)hen，只說(shuō)要chicken，人家指給他一個(gè)大公雞，他搖搖頭，說(shuō)：I don't want this one, I want his wife.

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