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I want a nightmare 想做壞夢(mèng)
Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam."
"Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied.
"Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," Tom said.
在期末考試之前，湯姆告訴他的母親：“媽媽?zhuān)易蛱焱砩献隽艘粋�(gè)夢(mèng)，夢(mèng)見(jiàn)我通過(guò)了今天的考試。”
“不要相信夢(mèng)，親愛(ài)的。據說(shuō)夢(mèng)中的經(jīng)歷通常與現實(shí)相反。”媽媽答道。
“那么，我真希望在今晚的夢(mèng)中，我的其他功課都不及格。”湯姆說(shuō)。
Big hands 大手
Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
Student: Big hands.
老師：如果我左手上有7個(gè)桔子，右手上有8個(gè)桔子。那么我有什么?
學(xué)生：大手。
The teacher cried 老師哭了
The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled. His father knew it, but his grandma doted on(溺愛(ài)，寵愛(ài)) him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum(亂發(fā)脾氣) . Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.
When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door. "Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? Did you cry?"
"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"
六歲的約翰嬌生慣養。他的父親知道這一點(diǎn)，可他的祖父母仍然寵著(zhù)他。這孩子幾乎寸步不離他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是鬧。
他第一天上學(xué)才離開(kāi)祖母的懷抱。約翰放學(xué)了，他奶奶在門(mén)口接他并問(wèn)道：“學(xué)校怎么樣?你過(guò)的好嗎?哭了沒(méi)有?”
“哭?”約翰問(wèn)，“不，我沒(méi)哭，可老師哭了。”
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