兒童睡前英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)小故事
電腦問(wèn)題
I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard's DeskJet division for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn't solve. She could not print yellow. All the other colors would print fine, which truly baffled me because the only true colors are cyan, magenta, and yellow. I had the customer change ink cartridges，delete and reinstall the drivers. Nothing worked. I asked my coworkers for help; they offered no new ideas. After over two hours of troubleshooting, I was about to tell the customer to send the printer in to us for repair when she asked quietly, "Should I try printing on a piece of white paper instead of yellow paper?"
我在惠普公司打印機部做技術(shù)支持工作已經(jīng)有一個(gè)月了，有一天我接到一位客戶(hù)的電話(huà)，她的問(wèn)題我沒(méi)辦法解決。她的問(wèn)題是：打印機不能打出來(lái)黃色，但是其它顏色都正常。這讓我覺(jué)得很納悶，因為三原色就是藍、紅、黃。我建議客戶(hù)更換墨盒、刪了驅動(dòng)程序然后重新安裝，但是都沒(méi)有效果。我咨詢(xún)同事們，他們也不知道該怎么辦。經(jīng)過(guò)兩個(gè)多小時(shí)的交涉，我打算讓客戶(hù)把打印機寄給我們，這時(shí)候她平靜地說(shuō)了一句：“我是不是應該把這張黃紙扔了換一張白紙再打印試試。”
精神病醫生
Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!" "Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears." "How much do you charge?" "A hundred dollars per visit." "I'll sleep on it," said Jerry. Six months later the doctor met Jerry on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist. "For a hundred bucks a visit? The bartender cured me for $10." "Is that so! How?" "He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!"
杰瑞去看精神病醫生。“醫生，我有些不對勁。每次睡覺(jué)的.時(shí)候，我都感覺(jué)有人在床下。我要瘋了!”“給我一年時(shí)間，”醫生說(shuō)，“每周來(lái)三次，我會(huì )治好你。”“費用是多少呢?”“每次一百美元。”“我會(huì )認真考慮的。”杰瑞答道。六個(gè)月后醫生和杰瑞在街上相遇了，“為什么你再也沒(méi)來(lái)呢?”醫生問(wèn)。“一次一百塊錢(qián)嗎?有個(gè)酒吧服務(wù)生收了十塊錢(qián)就把我治好了。”“真的?他怎么做到的?”“他讓我把床腿鋸掉�，F在那沒(méi)人了!”
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