有意思的英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)
Now i can go home
One day after school the teacher said to his students，“Tomorrow morning，if any one of you can answer my first question.I'll permit him or her to go home earlier.” The next day，when the teacher came into the classroom，he found the blackboard daubed.He was very angry and asked，“Who did it?Please stand up! ” “It' s me，”said Bob，“Now，I can go home，Good-bye，Sir! ”
我 可 以 回 家 了
一天，放學(xué)以后，老師對他的'學(xué)生們說(shuō)：“明天上午，如果你們當中的任何一個(gè)同學(xué)能回答我的第一個(gè)問(wèn)題，我就準許他或她最先回家。”第二天，老師走進(jìn)教室時(shí)發(fā)現黑板已被亂涂，他非常生氣地問(wèn)：“誰(shuí)涂的? 請站起來(lái)。”鮑勃說(shuō)：“先生，是我，現在我可以回家了，再見(jiàn)。”
How much English can you speak?
"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."
The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"
The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"
中文翻譯
"法官先生，我的當事人被指控偷竊，這是多么不公正啊。他一周前才來(lái)到紐約，幾乎不認路。而且，他只會(huì )說(shuō)幾個(gè)英語(yǔ)單詞。"
法官看了看被告，問(wèn)道："你會(huì )說(shuō)多少英文?"
被告抬起頭，說(shuō)："把你的錢(qián)包給我!"
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