精選簡(jiǎn)短的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
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篇一:在電話(huà)本上
Boy: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" girl: "It's in the phone book." Boy: "But I don't know your name." girl: "That's in the phone book too." 男:我想給你打電話(huà)。你的電話(huà)號碼是多少?女:在電話(huà)本上呢。男:可是我不知道你的名字呀。女:也在電話(huà)本上呢。
篇二:為什么不呼救
Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch? Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.
警察:有人搶你的手表時(shí),你為什么不呼救呢?男子:要是我張口的話(huà),他們就會(huì )發(fā)現我的四顆金牙,那就更糟了。
篇三:Easy or Not
Pulling alongside our drive-up bank window, a woman was not happy with her position. So she backed up and pulled closer. Still not satisfied, she backed away and tried again. After five attempts, she finally parked the car and rolled down her window. I greeted her with a simple "Good morning".
"Good morning," she replied cheerfully. "I'm going to have to use this drive-up all the time. It's so easy!"
一位婦女把車(chē)沿著(zhù)我們銀行的.驅車(chē)直達窗口開(kāi)過(guò)來(lái),可她并不滿(mǎn)意于她停的位置。因此她倒車(chē),靠得更近點(diǎn)。還是不滿(mǎn)意,倒車(chē),再來(lái)。五次努力后,終于她把車(chē)停下來(lái),搖下車(chē)窗。我簡(jiǎn)單地問(wèn)候她一聲“早上好”。
“早上好,”她愉快地回答說(shuō),“以后我都要使用這種驅車(chē)直達窗口。真是如此的方便。”
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