經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)短文
英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)在人們生活中帶來(lái)了很多的歡樂(lè )。下面由YJBYS小編為您帶來(lái)幾篇英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)。
再見(jiàn)
Two tomatoes go shopping, a tomato suddenly walk fast, the second tomato asks: "where shall we go?" The first tomato has no answer, the second tomato asked again. The tomato has no answer, so the second tomato asked again. The first tomato finally turned slowly, said: "we are not tomatoes? We can talk?"
兩顆番茄去逛街，第一顆番茄突然走得很快，第二顆番茄就問(wèn)：“我們要去哪里?” 第一顆番茄沒(méi)有回答，第二顆番茄又問(wèn)了一次。 第一顆番茄還沒(méi)回答，所以第二顆番茄又問(wèn)了一次。 第一顆番茄終于慢慢轉頭說(shuō)：“我們不是番茄嗎?我們會(huì )說(shuō)話(huà)嗎?”
On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three exhausting days, we headed for home.
As we drove away, our son waved and said, "Goodbye, Mickey."
Our daughter waved and said, "Goodbye, Minnie."
My husband waved, rather weakly, and said, "Goodbye, Money."
迪斯尼之旅 弗羅里達州的迪斯尼樂(lè )園是一個(gè)迷人的地方。一次我和丈夫以及兩個(gè)孩子前往旅游，我們全身心地沉醉在它的各種奇觀(guān)之中。精疲力竭地玩了三天之后，我們要回家了。
當我們驅車(chē)離開(kāi)時(shí)，兒子揮手說(shuō)：“再見(jiàn)，美奇。”
女兒揮著(zhù)手說(shuō)，“再見(jiàn)，美妮。”
丈夫也有氣無(wú)力地揮了揮手，說(shuō)道：“再見(jiàn)，美元。”
死后重生
"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied."Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you.
“你相信人能死后重生嗎?”老板問(wèn)他的一個(gè)員工。 “我相信，先生”。這位剛上班不久的員工回答。 “哦，那還好”。老板接著(zhù)說(shuō)。 “你昨天提早下班去參加你祖母的葬禮后，她老人家到這兒看你來(lái)了。”
兄弟倆的對話(huà) Where is the father?
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"
"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"
The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."
父親在哪兒?
兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的'油畫(huà)。
“看，”哥哥說(shuō)，“這些畫(huà)多漂亮呀!”
“是啊，”弟弟說(shuō)道，“可是在所有這些畫(huà)中，只有媽媽和孩子。那爸爸去哪兒了呢?”
哥哥想了會(huì )兒，然后解釋道：“很明顯，他當時(shí)正在畫(huà)這些畫(huà)唄。”
汽車(chē)配件 Automobile Fittings
A lorry driver makes inquiry of a mountaineer, "Excuse me, where can I buy the auto accessories(附件) in the neighborhood?"
Mountaineer says, "Some people usually drive heroic car on the road. There is a abrupt turn(急轉彎) ahead not far from here, and a clough(深谷) just below it, where you can find all kinds of the auto accessories. You will spend no money at all."
一個(gè)卡車(chē)司機向一山民打聽(tīng)：“請問(wèn)，這附近哪兒能買(mǎi)到汽車(chē)配件?”
山民說(shuō)：“這條路上經(jīng)常有人開(kāi)英雄車(chē)，前面不遠處是個(gè)急轉彎，急轉彎的下面就是深谷，那深谷里什么樣的汽車(chē)配件都有——根本用不著(zhù)花錢(qián)。”
拍賣(mài)會(huì )上 At Auction Fair
At auction spot, someone has lost a bag, in which has the vital document.
The owner says, "Once who picked it up brings it to me, I will take out 200 dollars to remunerate reward him or her."
On hearing the news, another chap(小伙子，家伙) shouts out:" I reward 300 dollars."
拍賣(mài)會(huì )上，有人的包丟了，里面裝有重要文件。物主說(shuō)：“有誰(shuí)揀到送還，我將拿出200美元以表酬謝。”
話(huà)剛出口，就聽(tīng)有人喊：“我出300美元。”
The Doctor Knows Better
A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."
"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor.
Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive."
"Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"
一個(gè)男人在街上被出租車(chē)撞倒送進(jìn)了醫院。他的妻子站在他的床前對醫生說(shuō)：“我想他傷得很厲害。”
醫生說(shuō)：“恐怕他已經(jīng)死了。”
聽(tīng)到醫生的話(huà)，這個(gè)男人轉動(dòng)著(zhù)頭說(shuō)：“我沒(méi)死，我還活著(zhù)。”
妻子說(shuō)：“安靜，醫生比你懂得多。”
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