英文笑話(huà)
Two Pieces of Cake
Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?
Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!
兩塊蛋糕
湯姆:媽媽?zhuān)铱梢猿詢(xún)蓧K蛋糕嗎?
媽媽?zhuān)寒斎豢梢?---拿這塊蛋糕把它切成兩塊吧!
After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date.
和相親對象呆了一晚上后,男人再也受不了了。
Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave.
他事先安排了個(gè)朋友給他打電話(huà),這樣他就能借故先離開(kāi)了。
When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."
當他回到桌邊,他垂下眼睛,裝出一副陰沉的表情,說(shuō):“有個(gè)不幸的消息,我的祖父剛剛去世了。”
"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"
“謝天謝地!”他的約會(huì )對象說(shuō),“如果你的祖父不死,我的祖父就得死了!”
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