哲理英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)故事
這個(gè)故事講的是一個(gè)咄咄逼人的辯護律師,他慣于盡量去恐嚇對方的.證人。有一個(gè)證人有點(diǎn)傾向于在回答問(wèn)題之前做冗長(cháng)的解釋。更多英文笑話(huà)盡在應屆畢業(yè)生笑話(huà)網(wǎng)。
Logic Reasoning
A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic.
"Here is the situation," she said. "a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yellin
g for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows that he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?"
A girl raised her hand and asked, "to draw out all of his savings?"
邏輯推理
小學(xué)四年級的教師正在給學(xué)生們上一堂邏輯課.她舉了這么一個(gè)例子：“有這樣一種情況,一個(gè)男人在河中心的船上釣魚(yú),突然失去重心掉進(jìn)了水里.于是他開(kāi)始掙扎并喊救命.他的妻子聽(tīng)到了他的喊聲,知道他并不會(huì )游泳,所以她就急忙跑向河岸.誰(shuí)能告訴我這是為什么?” 一個(gè)女生舉手答道,“是不是去取他的存款?”
[注]bank在英語(yǔ)中除了我們平時(shí)很熟悉的“銀行”之外,還有“河岸”的意思.
Have You Ceased Beating Your Wife?你停止打你老婆了嗎?
This story is told of a browbeating counsel,who habitually endeavored to terrorize his opponent‘s witnesses.
One witness rather tended to preface his replies with lengthy explanations.
“I want‘yes’or‘no,’”thundered counsel.“There is no need for you to argue the point!”
“But there are some questions which cannot be answered by‘yes’or‘no,’”mildly responded the witness.
“There are not!” snapped the lawyer.
“Oh,” said the witness,“answer this then：“Have you ceased beating your wife?”
這個(gè)故事講的是一個(gè)咄咄逼人的辯護律師,他慣于盡量去恐嚇對方的證人.
有一個(gè)證人有點(diǎn)傾向于在回答問(wèn)題之前做冗長(cháng)的解釋.
“我要你回答‘是’或者‘不是’,”辯護律師怒喝道： “你沒(méi)有必要就這個(gè)問(wèn)題進(jìn)行爭論.”
“可是有些問(wèn)題無(wú)法用‘是’或者‘不是’來(lái)回答.”這位證人溫和地回敬他.
“不存在這樣的問(wèn)題!”律師厲聲打斷他.
“噢,”證人說(shuō)：“那么請你回答這個(gè)問(wèn)題：“你停止打你老婆了嗎?”
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