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兒童英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)大全精選笑破你的肚子簡(jiǎn)短
Mother: Why are you jumping up and down?Tom: I've just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle.更多英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)盡在應屆畢業(yè)生笑話(huà)網(wǎng)。
英語(yǔ)幽默笑話(huà)：Give up your seat to a lady
Give up your seat to a lady
Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."
"You've done the right thing," says Mommy.
"But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap."
給女士讓座
小強尼說(shuō)：“媽媽?zhuān)裉煸缟虾桶职衷诠?chē)上時(shí)，他叫我讓座給一位女士。”
媽媽說(shuō)：“你做得很對呀。”
“但是，媽媽?zhuān)沂亲诎职窒ドw上的。”
英語(yǔ)幽默笑話(huà)：Intelligent son 聰明的兒子
One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son took the letter , the father then remembered didn't write the address and addressee's name on the envelope.
After the son comes back, the father asks him: "You have thrown the letter in the mail box?"
"Certainly"
"You have not seen on the envelope not to write the address and the addressee name?"
"I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope."
"Then why you didn't take it back?"
"I also thought that you do not write the address and the addressee, is for does not want to let me know that you do send the letter to who!"
有一天,父親讓八歲的兒子去寄一封信,兒子已經(jīng)拿著(zhù)信跑了,父親才想起信封上沒(méi)寫(xiě)地址和收信人的名字。
兒子回來(lái)后,父親問(wèn)他:“你把信丟進(jìn)郵筒了嗎?” “當然”“你沒(méi)看見(jiàn)信封上沒(méi)有寫(xiě)地址和收信人名字嗎?”
“我當然看見(jiàn)信封上什么也沒(méi)寫(xiě)”“那你為什么不拿回來(lái)呢?”
“我還以為你不寫(xiě)地址和收信人,是為了不想讓我知道你把信寄給誰(shuí)呢!”
英語(yǔ)幽默笑話(huà)：jump up and down
Mother: Why are you jumping up and down?
Tom: I've just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle.
媽媽?zhuān)耗銥槭裁床煌５靥咸碌?
湯姆：我剛吃完藥，可我忘了先搖動(dòng)瓶子了
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