長(cháng)篇英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)帶翻譯大全笑破你的肚子
律師：你說(shuō)你離事故現場(chǎng)約有35英尺，你能看清多遠的東西?證人：這么說(shuō)吧，早上起床后我看見(jiàn)太陽(yáng)，別人告訴我這大約有9300萬(wàn)英里遠。想了解更多的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)，請跟小編來(lái)應屆畢業(yè)生笑話(huà)網(wǎng)吧。
Good Sight 好視力
Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly?
Witness: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see the Sun, and they tell me it's about ninety-three million miles away.
律師：你說(shuō)你離事故現場(chǎng)約有35英尺，你能看清多遠的東西?
證人：這么說(shuō)吧，早上起床后我看見(jiàn)太陽(yáng)，別人告訴我這大約有9300萬(wàn)英里遠。
來(lái)信
Mr. Henry Beecher entered Plymouth Church one Sunday and found several letters awaiting him. He opened one and found it contained the single word ″Fool″. Quietly and with becoming seriousness he announced to the congregation the fact in these words:
″I have known many an instance(實(shí)例) of a man writing a letter and forgetting to sign his name, but this is the only instance I have ever known of a man signing his name and forgetting to write the letter.″
一個(gè)星期天,亨利·比切先生到普利茅斯的教堂去,在那里有他的幾封信。他打開(kāi)其中一封,發(fā)現信中只寫(xiě)著(zhù)“傻瓜”兩個(gè)字。
他平靜而認真地把這件事告訴教友們：“寫(xiě)信時(shí)忘了簽名的人,我遇到過(guò)很多,但只簽了名卻忘了寫(xiě)信的人,我還是頭一次遇到。”
Customer: Waiter, I can't find any oysters in this oyster stew.
Waiter: Well, you wouldn't expect to find any angels in an angel food cake, would you?
顧客：服務(wù)員，我這個(gè)牡蠣燉菜里怎么沒(méi)有牡蠣?
服務(wù)員：是啊，你不會(huì )指望在天使蛋糕里發(fā)現天使吧?
玫瑰
On the way home one night, I spotted some fresh-cut roses outside a florist's shop. After selecting a dozen and entering the shop, I was greeted by a young saleswoman.
Are these for your wife, sir? she asked.
Yes, I said.
For her birthday? she asked.
No, I replied.
For your anniversary?
No, I said again.
As I pocketed my change and headed toward the door, the young woman called out, I hope she forgives you.
一天晚上回家的.路上，我看到一家花店外面有一些剛剪下來(lái)的玫瑰。我挑了一打，走進(jìn)店里，一個(gè)年輕的女售貨員跟我打了個(gè)招呼。
先生，這些是送給你妻子的嗎?她問(wèn)道。
是的，我說(shuō)。
她的生日?她問(wèn)。
不是，我回答。
你們的結婚紀念日?
不是，我又答道。
當我將找回的錢(qián)裝進(jìn)口袋，朝門(mén)口走去時(shí)，那年輕的女人沖我喊道：希望她能原諒你。
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