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生活幽默版英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
生活中總少不了笑話(huà)，它讓我們感到快樂(lè )，今天我們就一起來(lái)看看生活幽默版英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)吧!
篇一：生活幽默版英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
1 A photon checks into a hotel and the porter asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies: “No, I’m travelling light.”
一個(gè)光子入駐酒店，行李搬運工問(wèn)他是否有行李。光子說(shuō)：“沒(méi)有，我輕裝便行的。”
Hint：light是即指輕的，又指光。又是一次雙關(guān)。
2 How many programmers does it take to change a light-bulb? None, it’s a hardware problem.
需要多少程序猿能改裝這個(gè)燈泡?一個(gè)都不需要，因為這是個(gè)硬件問(wèn)題。
Hint：程序猿是搞軟件的，不是搞硬件的'。諷刺那些空談家。
3 Pavlov is sitting at a bar, when all of the sudden the phone rings…Pavlov gasps, “Oh shit, I forgot to feed the dogs.”
巴甫洛夫坐在酒吧里，他的手機鈴聲突然響了。他喘著(zhù)氣道：“我去，我忘喂狗了……”
Hint：巴甫洛夫經(jīng)典條件反射實(shí)驗。
篇二：生活幽默版英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
1. How many Marxists does it take to screwin a light bulb? None: the light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution
需要多少馬克思主義者才能擰“上”這個(gè)燈泡呢?一個(gè)都不需要：燈泡自己有革命的種子(指燈泡自己會(huì )轉進(jìn)去)。
Hint：諷刺那些空談家
2. The other day my friend was telling me that I didn’t understand what irony meant. Which is ironic, because we were standing at a bus stop.
有一天，我朋友正問(wèn)我irony什么意思，真是讓人啼笑皆非，因為我們當時(shí)就站在公交車(chē)站上!
Hint：irony有兩個(gè)意思，“諷刺冷嘲”和“鐵的”。
3. A man is talking to God. “God, how longis a million years?”
God answers, “To me, it’s about a minute.”
“God, how much is a million dollars?”
“To me, it’s a penny.”
“God, may I have a penny?”
“Wait a minute.”
一個(gè)人對上帝說(shuō)：“上帝啊，一百萬(wàn)年有多長(cháng)?”
“對我來(lái)說(shuō)，就像一分鐘那么短。”上帝回答道。
“那……上帝啊，一百萬(wàn)刀到底是多少啊?”
“對我來(lái)說(shuō)就差不多是一便士吧。”
“那上帝，能給我一便士嗎?”
“稍等一分鐘……”
Hint：哈哈哈哈哈，上帝說(shuō)的.一分鐘可是一百萬(wàn)年啊……
篇三：生活幽默版英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
After sending our son away to college, he would often call up asking for money.
自從送了我兒子去上大學(xué)之后，他就經(jīng)常打電話(huà)問(wèn)我們要錢(qián)。
One time when he called my husband answered, "sure we will send you money"he said," and I also noticed that you left your Physics book here, should we send that also?"
有一回他打電話(huà)過(guò)來(lái)，是我的老公接的，我老公回道：“我們會(huì )給你匯錢(qián)過(guò)去的，另外我看見(jiàn)你把你的物理書(shū)掉在家里了，我們要把那書(shū)也寄過(guò)去么?”
Physics： ['fɪzɪks] n. 物理學(xué)
"Uh, oh yeah, OK," he responded. I asked him afterward how much he sent up "$1,100" he said. When I gave him a surprised look, he explained, "Don't worry, I taped a $100 check on the cover, and the other $1000 check inside the cover!
“呃，好的”兒子回答道。后來(lái)我問(wèn)我老公他給兒子寄了多少錢(qián)。“1100美元”他說(shuō)。當看見(jiàn)我驚訝的表情后他解釋道：“不用擔心，我把100美元的支票粘在了書(shū)的.封面，另外1000美元的支票粘在了封面里面!”
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