爆笑的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)經(jīng)典大全
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爆笑的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)經(jīng)典大全(一)
A young girl was asked by her mother, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" The girl replied, "I want to be an old maid."
Her mother was surprised to hear that, and said, "Oh,dear, why?" The girl said, "I don't think I would like to kiss a man so many times and to tell him he handsome every time. I will get bored. I like to go shopping, so I'd rather earn money to buy things for myself."
一個(gè)少女的.母親問(wèn)她：“你長(cháng)大后想干什么呀?”少女說(shuō)：“我想做個(gè)老姑娘。”
她的母親聽(tīng)到這話(huà)感到非常驚訝。她說(shuō)：“啊，親愛(ài)的，這是為什么呀?”少女說(shuō)：“我覺(jué)得我不會(huì )老是要去親一個(gè)男人，而且每次還要說(shuō)他很帥。我會(huì )感到厭倦的。我喜歡逛商店，所以我寧愿去賺錢(qián)給自己買(mǎi)東西。”
爆笑的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)經(jīng)典大全(二)
In 2005 Japan made a new robot. It can take care of a child. The new robot is called iPapero. It weighs 13.2 pounds, and has a body of 15.2 by 10.3 and by 9.8 inches.
2005年，日本制造了一個(gè)新的機器人。它會(huì )照看小孩。這個(gè)新機器人叫做iPapero。它13.2磅重，身體是15.2×10.3×9.8英寸。
iPapero is a small robot, but it has many special skills. It can recognize and remember up to ten faces and use its eight separate electronic ears to understand human voices even in noisy situations. It also plays games with children when they are unhappy, or sing songs or ask quizzes to entertain the child. If the child is bored, iPapero will change new songs and quizzes so that it doesn't repeat itself. The robot babysitter even has a cell phone to call a parent when the child asks for his mother.
iPapero是個(gè)小機器人，但它有很多特殊的技能。它能識別和記憶多達十張臉，即使是在吵鬧的情況下，它也能用它八只分開(kāi)的電子耳朵聽(tīng)懂人的聲音。當孩子們不高興時(shí)，它還和他們玩游戲、唱歌或猜謎語(yǔ)讓他們開(kāi)心。如果孩子感到無(wú)聊了，他會(huì )換新的歌和謎語(yǔ)，這樣就不會(huì )重復。這個(gè)照看小孩的機器人甚至還裝有移動(dòng)電話(huà)，當孩子找媽媽時(shí)，可以用它打電話(huà)給父母。
爆笑的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)經(jīng)典大全(三)
One day a little white rabbit went to a bakery and asked, "Have you got 100 buns?"
一天有只小白兔來(lái)到面包店問(wèn)：“請問(wèn)你們有100個(gè)小面包嗎?”
The shopkeeper answered, "Sorry, we don't have that many."
老板回答：“抱歉我們沒(méi)有那么多。”
"Oh, that's a pity!" said the rabbit and left, disappointed.
“哦，太遺憾了。”小白兔失望地離開(kāi)了。
The second day the little white rabbit went to the bakery again and asked, "Have you got 100 buns?"
第二天小白兔又來(lái)到那個(gè)面包店問(wèn)：“請問(wèn)你們有100個(gè)小面包嗎?”
The shopkeeper again answered, "Sorry, we don't have that many."
老板仍回答：“抱歉我們沒(méi)有那么多。”
"Oh, it's a pity," said the rabbit, and again left, disappointed.
“哦，太遺憾了。”小白兔又失望地離開(kāi)了。
The third day the little white rabbit went again to the bakery and asked, "Have you got 100 buns?"
第三天小白兔依然來(lái)到那家面包店，問(wèn)：“請問(wèn)你們有100個(gè)小面包嗎?”
"Oh, yes we have 100 buns today!" the shopkeeper answered gladly.
“啊是的，今天我們有100個(gè)小面包啦!”老板高興地回答。
"That's great, I'll buy two, thank you!"
“那太好啦!我買(mǎi)2個(gè)，謝謝!”
The shopkeeper stood silently.
老板無(wú)語(yǔ)了……
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