愚人幽默英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
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愚人幽默英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)(一)
你說(shuō)話(huà)了
A young couple was becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him.
一對年輕的夫婦對于他們四歲的兒子仍然不會(huì )說(shuō)話(huà)這件事非常著(zhù)急。他們帶他去看專(zhuān)家，但是醫生們找不出任何不正常的地方。
Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, "Mom, the toast is burned."
之后有一天早上，這個(gè)男孩突然說(shuō)道：“媽媽?zhuān)姘胶恕?rdquo;
"You talked! You talked!" shouted his mother. "I'm so happy! But why has it taken this long."
“你說(shuō)話(huà)了!你說(shuō)話(huà)了!”他的媽媽嚷道。“我真高興!但是為什么要我們等這么長(cháng)的時(shí)間呢?”
"Well, up till now," said the boy, "things have been okay."
“嗯，直到現在，”男孩說(shuō)，“每件事都很正常啊。”
愚人幽默英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)(二)
Sidd Finch
虛擬棒球天才
Sidd Finch1985: Sports Illustrated published a story about a new rookie pitcher who planned to play for the Mets. His name was Sidd Finch, and he could reportedly throw a baseball at 168 mph with pinpoint accuracy. This was 65 mph faster than the previous record. Surprisingly, Sidd Finch had never even played the game before. Instead, he had mastered the "art of the pitch" in a Tibetan monastery under the guidance of the "great poet-saint Lama Milaraspa." Mets fans celebrated their teams' amazing luck at having found such a gifted player, and Sports Illustrated was flooded with requests for more information. In reality this legendary player only existed in the imagination of the author of the article, George Plimpton。
1985年愚人節，運動(dòng)畫(huà)刊雜志發(fā)布一條假消息，稱(chēng)一個(gè)名為Sidd Finch的新人棒球投球手，能投出168mph時(shí)速的球，比當時(shí)記錄高出65mph;而且這位新人之前都沒(méi)有玩過(guò)棒球!他在一個(gè)西藏的.寺廟里學(xué)會(huì )了投球的藝術(shù)。大批棒球粉絲因此被騙。其實(shí)這個(gè)只是文章作者瞎編的。
愚人幽默英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)(三)
The Taco Liberty Bell
塔可自由鐘
Taco Liberty Bell1996: The Taco Bell Corporation announced it had bought the Liberty Bell and was renaming it the Taco Liberty Bell. Hundreds of outraged citizens called the National Historic Park in Philadelphia where the bell was housed to express their anger. Their nerves were only calmed when Taco Bell revealed, a few hours later, that it was all a practical joke. The best line of the day came when White House press secretary Mike McCurry was asked about the sale. Thinking on his feet, he responded that the Lincoln Memorial had also been sold. It would now be known, he said, as the Ford Lincoln Mercury Memorial。
1996年愚人節，塔可鐘快餐公司說(shuō)他們買(mǎi)下了美國費城獨立廳的大鐘，并重命名為塔可自由鐘。憤怒的市民打電話(huà)給費城的國家歷史公園，要求確認這個(gè)消息。幾小時(shí)后塔可鐘快餐公司承認這只是個(gè)玩笑。當天最烏龍的事件還不在此。白宮記者會(huì )秘書(shū)Mike McCurry被問(wèn)到這件事時(shí)，隨機應變回答說(shuō)，林肯紀念碑也被賣(mài)了，現在被命名為福特水星汽車(chē)紀念碑。
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