笑破肚子英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)大全
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笑破肚子英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)大全(一)
Father’s young peach tree
Unexpected cold snaps had destroyed the bubs on my father’s youngpeach tree for two years in a row. This spring Dad was ready. Hereplanted the sapling in a large box, mounted it on wheels, and putthe tree in the garage whenever the temperaturedropped.
One warm April day Dad was wheeling the tree out into the yard, andstopped to give our dog a drink from the garden hose. A neighborwatched the scene with amusement. “Frank,” he finally commented,“you’re the only man I know who walks his tree and waters hisdog!”
——Judee Hansen(Palos Park，Ill.)
父親的小桃樹(shù)
一場(chǎng)想不到的寒流摧毀了父親的一排已經(jīng)長(cháng)了兩年的小桃樹(shù)。這年春天爸爸有所準備。他在一只大箱子里重新種下了樹(shù)苗，把箱子放在一輛車(chē)子上。只要氣溫一下降，他就把樹(shù)苗推到汽車(chē)房里去。
一個(gè)溫暖的春日，爸爸把樹(shù)苗推出來(lái)放到院子里，然后停下來(lái)用橡膠軟管給狗飲水。一位鄰居看著(zhù)這種情景消遣。“弗蘭克，”他終于評論道，“你是我認識的唯一一位能讓樹(shù)走路，又給狗澆水的人。”
——賈德.漢森(帕洛斯，伊利諾斯州)
笑破肚子英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)大全(二)
Playing the crocodile
Other school officials had already taken roles in student dramas.Now it was my turn, ad I was coerced into playing the crocodile ina high-school production of Peter Pan. My family was in the frontrow watching as I emerged on cue, encased in a heavy reptile suitwith jaws and a four-foot tail. Slithering awkwardly afterCaptain Hook, I fell off the stage, landing unhurt on theauditorium floor.
Asthe bloodthirsty cheers from the audience died down, I heard myson-in-law say to my daughter, “It’s time we started a family. Allthe other adults here are watching their kids perform. We, I’m 30years old and watching my mother-in-law fall off a stage in acrocodile suit.”
——Lou Cook(Alexandria，Va.)
扮演鱷魚(yú)
其他的學(xué)校員工都已經(jīng)在學(xué)校戲劇中扮演過(guò)角色了�，F在輪到了我，我被迫在中學(xué)的節目《彼得.潘》中扮演鱷魚(yú)。當我穿著(zhù)沉重的`帶有鱷魚(yú)嘴、四只腳和尾巴的爬行動(dòng)物服裝剛剛出現在舞臺的時(shí)候，我的家人就坐在前排觀(guān)看。我笨拙地跟在船長(cháng)霍克后面爬行，掉下舞臺，落到觀(guān)眾席前，盡管沒(méi)有傷著(zhù)。
沉寂的觀(guān)眾席上響起雷鳴般掌聲的時(shí)候，我聽(tīng)到我女婿對我女兒說(shuō)：“我們也該有個(gè)孩子了。這兒所有其他成年人都在觀(guān)看他們孩子的表演，而我，一個(gè)30歲的人卻在觀(guān)看丈母娘穿著(zhù)鱷魚(yú)服裝從舞臺上掉了下來(lái)。”
——盧.庫克(亞歷山大，弗吉尼亞州)
笑破肚子英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)大全(三)
Fat Man and Thin Man 饑荒可能是你造成的
A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby. "From your looks," said the fat man, "there might have been a famine." "Yes," was the reply, "and from your looks, you might have caused it."
在旅館大廳里，一個(gè)非常瘦的人遇到了一個(gè)非常胖的人。 胖子說(shuō)：“看你的樣子，可能有過(guò)饑荒。” “是的，”瘦子回答說(shuō)，“看你的樣子，饑荒可能是你造成的。”
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