好笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)笑翻天
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好笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)笑翻天(一)
Henry was from the United States and he had come to London for a holiday.
亨利是個(gè)美國人，他到倫敦來(lái)度假。
One day he was not feeling well, so he went to the clerk at the desk of his hotel and said,"I want to see doctor. Can you give me the name of a good one?"
有一天他感到身體不舒服，于是走到旅館服務(wù)臺對服務(wù)員說(shuō):“我想看病，你能給我推薦一位好醫生嗎?”
The clerk looked in a book and then said , "Dr. Kenneth Grey , 61010."
服務(wù)員查閱了一下本子，然后說(shuō):“肯尼思·格雷醫生，61010。"
Henry said，"Thank yon very much. Is he expensive?"
亨利說(shuō):“非常感謝，他收費貴嗎?”
"Well, "the clerk answered, "he always charges his patients two pounds for their first visit to him, and one pound and 50 pennies for later visits."
“喔，”服務(wù)員回答說(shuō):“他對初診患者收費兩英鎊，復診收費一點(diǎn)五英鎊。”
Henry decided to save 50 pennies, so when he went to see the doctor, he said，"I've come again,doctor."
亨利想節省五十便士，所以他去看病時(shí)對醫生說(shuō):“我又來(lái)了，醫生。”
For a few seconds the doctor looked at his face carefully without saying anything.
醫生仔細端詳著(zhù)他的面孔，幾秒鐘沒(méi)說(shuō)話(huà)。
Then he nodded and said，"Oh，yes. "He examined him and then said, "Everything's going as it should do. Just continue with the medicine I gave you last time."
然后點(diǎn)點(diǎn)頭說(shuō):“哦，是的`。”給他做完檢查以后，醫生說(shuō):“病情發(fā)展正常。繼續服用上次我給你開(kāi)的藥吧。”
好笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)笑翻天(二)
A young man came home from work and found his bride upset. "I feel terrible,” she said. "I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers.”
丈夫下班回到家里，發(fā)現自己的新娘心緒煩亂。“我心里太難受了，”她說(shuō)。“我在給你熨西裝時(shí)把褲子的臀部燒了個(gè)大洞。”
“Forget it ,” consoled her husband. “Remember that I’ve got an extra pair of pants for that suit.”
“沒(méi)事兒，”丈夫安慰她說(shuō)。“你忘了我這套衣服有兩條褲子。”
“Yes,” said the woman, cheering up. "And it’s lucky you have. I used them to patch the hole.”
“是的，”妻子高興地說(shuō)，“幸虧你還有一條，我后來(lái)就用它來(lái)補了這個(gè)洞了。”
好笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)笑翻天(三)
Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johmmy,and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?
媽媽: 約翰尼，我今天早上在櫥子里放了兩塊點(diǎn)心�，F在就剩下一塊了。你能解釋一下嗎?
Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn' t notice the other.
約翰尼: 哦，我想是因為里面太黑我沒(méi)看到另外那塊。
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