愚人節講個(gè)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
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1.why are people tired on april fool's day? (愚人節人們?yōu)槭裁雌＞?)
答：because they have just had a long march. ( 因為他們剛過(guò)了長(cháng)長(cháng)的三月。march 三月;行軍)
2.what weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天氣?)
答：when it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )
3.when do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么時(shí)候不愿跟隨主人?)
答：when their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市場(chǎng)時(shí)。flea 跳蚤 flea market 舊貨市場(chǎng) )
4.what question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪個(gè)問(wèn)題永遠不能回答“是的”?)
答：are you asleep? (你睡著(zhù)了嗎)
5.what tree is always very sad? (那種樹(shù)總是很傷心?)
答：weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳樹(shù))
6.when can you get water with a net? (什么時(shí)候可以用網(wǎng)兜裝水?) 答：when water is turned into ice. (當水結成冰時(shí))
7.why is the pig always eating?豬為什么沒(méi)完沒(méi)了地吃?
答：he's making a hog of himself.它想成為一只肉豬。
8.what's the longest word in the world?世界上最長(cháng)的單詞是什么? 答：smiles. because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因為兩個(gè)字母s中間隔了一里。
9.what question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么問(wèn)題你只能回答“yes”?
答："what does y-e-s spell?" (當別人問(wèn)你)“yes”怎么拼?
10.where were you when the power was cut off? 當停電的時(shí)候你在哪? 答：in the darkness. 在黑暗中
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