簡(jiǎn)單風(fēng)趣英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)在引人發(fā)笑的同時(shí)，也能讓人學(xué)到不少英語(yǔ)知識，今天我們就一起來(lái)看看簡(jiǎn)單風(fēng)趣英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)吧!
簡(jiǎn)單風(fēng)趣英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)(一)
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
圣誕節來(lái)了，一位先生給他太太送的圣誕禮物是一個(gè)非常漂亮的鉆石戒指。
After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles."
他朋友聽(tīng)到他買(mǎi)這么奢侈的`禮物后，說(shuō)到：“我先前以為她想要的是一輛四驅車(chē)”。
"She did," he replied. "But where was I going to buy a fake Jeep?"
先生答：“是啊，(可以買(mǎi)到假鉆石戒指)，可是我去哪里能買(mǎi)到一輛假吉普車(chē)呢?”
簡(jiǎn)單風(fēng)趣英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)(二)
"Your Honor, I want to bringto your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. Hearrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What'smore, he only speaks a few words of English." The judge looked at thedefendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?" The defendantlooked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"
"法官先生，我的當事人被指控偷竊，這是多么不公正啊。他一周前才來(lái)到紐約，幾乎不認路。而且，他只會(huì )說(shuō)幾個(gè)英語(yǔ)單詞。" 法官看了看被告，問(wèn)道："你會(huì )說(shuō)多少英文?" 被告抬起頭，說(shuō)："把你的錢(qián)包給我!"
簡(jiǎn)單風(fēng)趣英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)(三)
A husband, proving to his wifethat women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men useon average only 15000 words a day, whereas women use 30000 words a day. Shethought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twiceas many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say. He said,"What?"
丈夫給妻子看了一項調查結果，為了向她證明女人比男人啰嗦。研究表明男人平均每天使用15000個(gè)字，而女人每天使用30000個(gè)。妻子想了一會(huì )兒說(shuō)，女人每天說(shuō)的字數是男人的兩倍，因為她們必須重復已經(jīng)說(shuō)過(guò)的話(huà)。他問(wèn)："什么?"
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