爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
One Engine Left
A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a result."
Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, "Guess what, folks. We just lost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive in London three hours late."
At this point, one passenger became furious. "For Pete's sake," he shouted, "If we lose another engine, we'll be up here all night!"
一架747客機正在跨越大西洋時(shí),喇叭里傳來(lái)了機長(cháng)的聲音:“旅客們請注意,我們的四個(gè)引擎中有一個(gè)丟失了。但剩下的三個(gè)引擎會(huì )把我們帶到倫敦的'。只是我們要因此晚到一小時(shí)。”
過(guò)了一會(huì )兒,旅客們又聽(tīng)到機長(cháng)的聲音:“各位,你們猜怎么啦?我們剛又掉了第三個(gè)引擎。但請你們相信好了。只有一個(gè)引擎我們也能飛,但要晚三個(gè)小時(shí)了。”
正在這時(shí),一位乘客非常氣憤地說(shuō):“看在上帝的份上,如果我們再掉一個(gè)引擎,我們整夜都要待在天上了。”
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