超級時(shí)尚經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)冷笑話(huà)

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　　1.、The Mean Man's Party

超級時(shí)尚經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)冷笑話(huà)

　　The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."

　　"Why use my elbow and foot?"

　　"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"

　　吝嗇鬼的聚會(huì )

　　一個(gè)聲名狼藉的小氣鬼終于決定要請一次客了。他在向一個(gè)朋友解釋怎么找到他家時(shí)說(shuō)：“你上到五樓，用你的.胳膊肘按門(mén)鈴。門(mén)開(kāi)了后，再用你的腳把門(mén)推開(kāi)。”

　　“為什么我要用我的肘和腳呢?”

　　“天哪!” 吝嗇鬼回答，“你總不會(huì )空著(zhù)手來(lái)吧?”

　　2.、Talking clock

　　會(huì )說(shuō)話(huà)的鐘

　　While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"

　　"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"

　　一個(gè)學(xué)生帶他朋友們參觀(guān)他的新公寓，甚是得意。“那個(gè)大銅鑼和錘子是干什么用的?”他的一個(gè)朋友問(wèn)他。“那玩意兒厲害了，那是一個(gè)會(huì )說(shuō)話(huà)的鐘”，學(xué)生回答。“這鐘怎么工作的”，他的朋友問(wèn)。“看著(zhù)，別眨眼了”，那學(xué)生走上前一把操起銅鑼和錘子，拼命地敲了一下，聲音震耳欲聾。突然，他們聽(tīng)到隔壁墻那邊有人狂叫，“別敲了，你這白癡!現在是凌晨?jì)牲c(diǎn)鐘了!”

　　3.、林肯過(guò)生日 Great Event

　　Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?

　　Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born.

　　Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?

　　Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.

　　老師：1809年發(fā)生了什么重大事件?

　　小威利：亞伯拉罕-林肯誕生。

　　老師：正確。那么1812年發(fā)生了什么重要事件呢?

　　小威利：亞伯拉罕-林肯過(guò)他的三周歲生日。

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