開(kāi)心一刻英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Bob asked ..."how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?" He replied. "You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track." " Well, What sort of question?" "Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?' Bob thought for a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history."
“醫生，你能不能告訴我，”鮑勃問(wèn)，“對于一個(gè)看上去很正常的人，你是怎樣判斷出他有智力缺陷的呢?”醫生回答，“問(wèn)他一個(gè)簡(jiǎn)單的問(wèn)題，簡(jiǎn)單到所有人都知道答案，如果他回答得不干脆，那你就知道是怎么回事了。”“那要問(wèn)什么樣的問(wèn)題呢?”“嗯，你可以這樣問(wèn)，‘庫克船長(cháng)環(huán)球旅行了三次，但是在其中一次的.途中他去世了，是哪一次呢?’”鮑勃想了一會(huì )兒，緊張的回答道，“你就不能問(wèn)另外一個(gè)問(wèn)題嗎?坦率地說(shuō)，我對歷史了解的不是很多。”
One day,Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?"
Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?"
一天,夏娃問(wèn)亞當:"你當真愛(ài)我嗎?"
亞當無(wú)可奈何地回答:"我還有的選擇嗎?"
Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?
Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.
Father: What"s that got to do with it?
Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.
爸爸：杰克，你干嘛喝這么多水呀?
杰克：我剛才吃了個(gè)蘋(píng)果，爸爸。
爸爸：可是這跟喝水有什么關(guān)系呢?
杰克：我忘了洗蘋(píng)果呀。
A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital.
His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."
"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor.
Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I"m not dead. I"m still alive."
"Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"
一個(gè)男人在街上被出租車(chē)撞倒送進(jìn)了醫院。他的妻子站在他的床前對醫生說(shuō)：“我想他傷得很厲害。”
醫生說(shuō)：“恐怕他已經(jīng)死了。”
聽(tīng)到醫生的話(huà)，這個(gè)男人轉動(dòng)著(zhù)頭說(shuō)：“我沒(méi)死，我還活著(zhù)。”
妻子說(shuō)：“安靜，醫生比你懂得多。”
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