笑果十足的爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
如果我是一個(gè)經(jīng)理 if I Am a Manager
if I Am a Manager
One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if I Am a Manager.
All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.
“I am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy’s answer.
如果我是一個(gè)經(jīng)理
一天課上，老師要同學(xué)們以“如果我是一個(gè)經(jīng)理”為題寫(xiě)一篇作文。
所有的學(xué)生都在動(dòng)筆寫(xiě)了，只有一個(gè)男生例外。老師走過(guò)去問(wèn)他為什么不寫(xiě)。
“我在等我的秘書(shū)”。那孩子答道。
這難道不好嗎? Isn’t it wonderful?
"What are you so happy about?"a woman asked the 98-year-old man.
"I broke a mirror," he replied.
"But that means seven years of bad luck."
"I know." he said, beaming,"Isn’t it wonderful?"
這難道不好嗎?
“你高興什么?”一個(gè)女士問(wèn)一個(gè)98歲的老人。
“我打碎了一個(gè)鏡子。”他回答。
“但那預示著(zhù)7年的壞運氣。”
“我知道。”他高興地說(shuō)，“這難道不好嗎?”
腦移植 A Brain Transplant
The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant.
"You have your choice of two brains," he told the patient, "For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for $10,000 you can have the brain of a politician."
The patient was amazed at the huge difference in price. "Is the brain of a politician that much better?" he asked.
The Brain Surgeon replied, "No, it’s not better, just unused."
腦移植
一個(gè)外科醫生正要作一個(gè)腦移植手術(shù)。
“你可以從兩個(gè)腦子中選一個(gè)給你。”醫生告訴病人，“一個(gè)心理學(xué)家的.大腦1000美元，一個(gè)政治家的大腦10000美元。
病人很驚訝二者之間這樣大的差別，“政治家的大腦好一些嗎?”他問(wèn)。
醫生說(shuō)：“不是好一些，只是沒(méi)有用過(guò)。”
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