笑翻天經(jīng)典的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
笑一笑，十年少，笑話(huà)能讓我們忘記煩惱，變得 開(kāi)心快樂(lè )，歡迎欣賞笑翻天經(jīng)典的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)!
笑翻天經(jīng)典的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)(一)
The boss was telling jokes. Everyone laughed uproariously. But a girl sitting in the corner was not amused.
"What's the matter?" complained the boss. "Haven't you got a sense of humor?" The girl said, "Oh, don't have to laugh, as I'm leaving tomorrow."
老板在講笑話(huà)，大家都在哈哈大笑，可是坐在角落里的一個(gè)姑娘沒(méi)有被逗樂(lè )。
老板不滿(mǎn)地說(shuō)：“怎么啦?你就沒(méi)有一點(diǎn)幽默感嗎?”姑娘回答說(shuō)：“哦，我不用笑，因為我明天就要離職了。”
笑翻天經(jīng)典的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)(二)
Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end.
Finally she couldn't take it any longer, and told him, "Listen, it means nothing. They even have a vice president of peas at the grocery store!"
"Really?" Not sure if this was true or not, Tom decide to call the grocery store.
A clerk answers and Tom says. "Can I please talk to the Vice President of peas?"
The clerk replies. "Canned or frozen?"
湯姆被公司提拔為副主管，湯姆太興奮了，幾周以來(lái)一直在妻子面前夸耀著(zhù)。
最后，妻子實(shí)在忍無(wú)可忍，就跟湯姆說(shuō)：“聽(tīng)著(zhù)，這沒(méi)什么，雜貨店里賣(mài)豌豆的還有副主管呢!”
“真的'嗎?”湯姆不確定這是真是假，于是決定打電話(huà)給雜貨店。
一個(gè)售貨員接了電話(huà)，湯姆問(wèn)：“能讓管豌豆的副主管接電話(huà)嗎?”
售貨員回復：“是要負責罐裝的還是負責冷凍的副主管呢?”
笑翻天經(jīng)典的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)(三)
What a big deal A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. “Can I help you?” The man said, “Sure. I’ve come to install the phone.”
我是來(lái)裝電話(huà)的一個(gè)年輕人剛剛開(kāi)始做生意，就租了一個(gè)漂亮的辦公室。一天，他坐在辦公室里，看到有一個(gè)人在外面，于是他就裝作生意很忙的樣子，拿起電話(huà)胡吹亂侃，還不停的甩出幾個(gè)大數字，好像在談一筆大買(mǎi)賣(mài)。到了最后，他終于掛了電話(huà)，問(wèn)來(lái)訪(fǎng)的人，“有事兒嘛?”那個(gè)人回答，“我是來(lái)給你安裝電話(huà)的。”
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