笑出腹肌的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
看英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)既可以學(xué)到英語(yǔ)知識，也可以開(kāi)心一笑，何樂(lè )而不為呢?今天我們就一起來(lái)看看笑出腹肌的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)吧!
笑出腹肌的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)(一)
我有錢(qián)了
"How did you make your fortune?"
"I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience."
"How did that help?"
"Now he has the experience and I the money."
“你是怎么計劃你的將來(lái)的?”
“我變成一個(gè)富人的合伙人，他有錢(qián)，我有經(jīng)驗。”
“那有什么用?”
“現在他有經(jīng)驗了，我有錢(qián)。”
笑出腹肌的.英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)(二)
兩只鳥(niǎo)
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
老師： 這兒有兩只鳥(niǎo)，一只是麻雀。誰(shuí)能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎?
學(xué)生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老師：請說(shuō)說(shuō)看。
學(xué)生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。
笑出腹肌的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)(三)
說(shuō)謊
Mom: "Which banana do you want, Victor?"
Victor: "I want that one of the greatest."
Mom: "Victor, you should be polite, to have that little one."
Victor: "Mom, I must lie to be polite?"
媽媽?zhuān)?ldquo;你要哪一只香蕉，維克多?”
維克多：“我要那只最大的。”
媽媽?zhuān)?ldquo;維克多，你應該懂禮貌，要那只小的。”
維克多：“媽媽?zhuān)y道懂禮貌就必須說(shuō)謊嗎?”
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