長(cháng)篇英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)大全笑破你的肚子雙語(yǔ)

　　一天，放學(xué)以后，老師對他的學(xué)生們說(shuō)：“明天上午，如果你們當中的任何一個(gè)同學(xué)能回答我的第一個(gè)問(wèn)題，我就準許他或她最先回家。”更多英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)盡在應屆畢業(yè)生笑話(huà)網(wǎng)。

　　我干得怎么樣 How did I do

　　A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner.

　　The rookie rolled down his window and said, "Let's get off the corner, people." A few glances, but no one moved, so he barked again, "Let's get off that corner...NOW!" Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled stares in his direction.

　　Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I do?" "Pretty good," chuckled the veteran policemen, "especially since this is a bus stop!"

　　一名新警察與老警察開(kāi)著(zhù)警車(chē)第一次出去巡邏。 他們得到命令去疏散一群閑逛的人，于是他們開(kāi)車(chē)去了那條街，看到路口站著(zhù)一群人。

　　新警察搖下窗戶(hù)：“大家注意了，快離開(kāi)這里。”人們看了他幾眼，沒(méi)理他。他喊起來(lái)：“離開(kāi)這里，馬上離開(kāi)!”大家都不知道怎么回事，但是在他的威脅下還是離開(kāi)了。

　　新警察對他第一次執行公務(wù)的結果很滿(mǎn)意，對老警察說(shuō)：“我干得怎么樣?”“你做得很好，”老警察笑著(zhù)說(shuō)，“尤其是在公共汽車(chē)站。”

　　我可以回家了

　　Now i can go home

　　One day after school the teacher said to his students，“Tomorrow morning，if any one of you can answer my first question.I'll permit him or her to go home earlier.” The next day，when the teacher came into the classroom，he found the blackboard daubed.He was very angry and asked，“Who did it?Please stand up! ” “It' s me，”said Bob，“Now，I can go home，Good-bye，Sir! ”

　　我 可 以 回 家 了

　　一天，放學(xué)以后，老師對他的學(xué)生們說(shuō)：“明天上午，如果你們當中的任何一個(gè)同學(xué)能回答我的第一個(gè)問(wèn)題，我就準許他或她最先回家。”第二天，老師走進(jìn)教室時(shí)發(fā)現黑板已被亂涂，他非常生氣地問(wèn)：“誰(shuí)涂的? 請站起來(lái)。”鮑勃說(shuō)：“先生，是我，現在我可以回家了，再見(jiàn)。”

　　Cry

　　"Tom, what's the matter with your brother?" asked the mother in the kitchen. "He's crying."

　　"Oh, nothing, Mum," replied Tom. "I'm eating my cake. He is crying because I won't give him any."

　　"But has he finished his own cake?"

　　"Yes." said Tom. "And he also cried when I was helping him finish that."

　　“湯姆，你弟弟怎么了?” 媽媽在廚房里問(wèn)。“他在哭。”

　　“沒(méi)事兒，媽媽?zhuān)?rdquo;湯姆答道。“我在吃我的蛋糕。他哭是因為我不給他吃。”

　　“他已經(jīng)吃完自己的了么?”

　　“是的。”“我幫他吃完時(shí)，他也哭了。”

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