圣誕節英文笑話(huà)
圣誕節英文笑話(huà)一：
A policeman escorted(押送，護送) a habitual criminal passing by a mountain village. Seeing contain sundries store at village end, the recidivist(慣犯) put forward to buy a of pack cigarette. The policeman pondered (長(cháng)時(shí)間考慮，深思)over:You seized the chance to escape last time like so. Hum, Cut it out(少來(lái)這一套). Therefore he said to the prisoner:" You wait here, I go to buy." While coming back, he found the repeater(慣犯) missing still.
圣誕節英文笑話(huà)二：
A cop pulled a car over on the highway for speeding.
警察在高速上攔下一輛超速的車(chē)。
When he asked for the driver's license, the driver argued, "Speeding? But officer, I was only trying to keep a safe distance between my car and the car in back of me."
當他要駕駛員的駕照時(shí)，駕駛員辯稱(chēng)，“超速，但是警官，我剛才只是想和我后邊的車(chē)保持安全距離。”
圣誕節英文笑話(huà)三：
A man was mowing his lawn when he heard his neighbor, who happened to be a blonde, come out of her house. She opened her mailbox, looked inside and slammed it shut. She stomped her foot and went back inside. The man thought ''how weird.''
一個(gè)男人正在除草，聽(tīng)見(jiàn)他的鄰居正好走出家門(mén)。這個(gè)鄰居恰好是個(gè)金發(fā)碧眼美女。她打開(kāi)郵箱，往里面看了看，然后又關(guān)上了它。她踱踱腳，轉身回去。這個(gè)人覺(jué)得好奇怪啊!
A few minutes passed and sure enough, the blonde came out of her house again, checked her mail box, stamped her foot and went back inside. The man stopped mowing and checked her mailbox to see what was so wrong with it. After seeing nothing, he went back to mowing just shrugging his shoulders.
幾分鐘過(guò)去了，金發(fā)美女又走出了房門(mén)，檢查郵箱，跺跺腳又回去。這個(gè)人停止除草，去檢查她的郵箱是否出了問(wèn)題。沒(méi)有發(fā)現什么，他聳了聳肩繼續除草。
As soon as he heard her coming out again, he shut off his mowing machine and went up to her. ''What in the world are you doing, coming out here every five minutes?''
當他再次聽(tīng)見(jiàn)她出來(lái)的時(shí)候，他關(guān)掉除草機走到她的面前。“你每五分鐘出來(lái)一次，到底在做什么呀?”
The blonde looked up at the man and said, ''Well, you see, there's this little voice in my house that keeps on saying, 'You've got mail,' but when I come out here to check, I don't have any.''
金發(fā)美女抬頭看看這個(gè)人說(shuō)道：“你看，我聽(tīng)到我房間這個(gè)微弱的聲音一直在說(shuō)，‘你有信件來(lái)了，’可是當我出來(lái)看的時(shí)候卻發(fā)現什么都沒(méi)有。”
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