經(jīng)典爆笑有趣的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
我要做的一切就是付錢(qián) !All I do is pay
All I do is pay
"My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague. "My
wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war,
and my daughter is foreign secretary."
"Sounds interesting, " his colleague replied. "And what is your
position?"
"I’m the people. All I do is pay."
我要做的一切就是付錢(qián)
布朗先生告訴同事說(shuō)：“我的家簡(jiǎn)直就象一個(gè)國家一樣。我妻子
是財政部長(cháng)。我岳母是作戰部長(cháng)，我女兒是外交秘書(shū)。”
“聽(tīng)上去挺有意思的.，”他的同事說(shuō)，“那你的職務(wù)是什么呢?”
“我就是老百姓。我要做的一切就是付錢(qián)。”
瘋人院 The Looney Bin
The Looney Bin
Late one night at the insane asylum (瘋人院)one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!”Another one said, "How do you know?"
The first inmate said, "God told me!"
Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"
瘋人院
一天晚上，在瘋人院里，一個(gè)病人說(shuō)：“我是拿破侖!”另一個(gè)說(shuō)：“你怎么知道?”第一個(gè)人說(shuō)：“上帝對我說(shuō)的!”一會(huì )兒，一個(gè)聲音從另一個(gè)房間傳來(lái)：“我沒(méi)說(shuō)!”
你太晚了You Are Too Late
On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket.
"sorry," he said to the pickpocket, "you are too late. My wife did it before you."
在公共汽車(chē)上一人發(fā)現一個(gè)小偷把手伸到了他的口袋里。
“對不起，”他對小偷說(shuō)，“你太晚了，我妻子在你之前就做過(guò)同樣的事情了。”
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