幽默英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)大全笑破你的肚子帶翻雙語(yǔ)
女士感到很憤怒。她對旁邊的男士說(shuō)：“司機剛剛羞辱了我。”男士回應說(shuō)：“你快上去斥責他。去吧，我替你抱著(zhù)你的猴子。”想了解更多的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)，請跟小編來(lái)應屆畢業(yè)生笑話(huà)網(wǎng)吧。
喂狗 For the Dog
The family seated in a restaurant had finished their dinner when Father Called over the waiter.
"My son has left quite a lot of meat on his plate," explained Father, "Could you give me a bag so that I can take it home for the dog?"
"Gosh, Dad!" exclaimed the excited boy. "Have we got a dog then?"
一家人在飯館里吃過(guò)晚飯，父親把服務(wù)生叫了過(guò)來(lái)。
”先生，什么事?“服務(wù)生問(wèn)。
”我兒子的盤(pán)子里剩下許多肉，“父親說(shuō)，”能給我們一個(gè)袋子嗎?我把剩下的東西帶回去喂狗。“
”啊呀，爸爸!“兒子激動(dòng)地叫喊著(zhù)。”咱家養狗了嗎?“
腦移植 A Brain Transplant
The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant.
"You have your choice of two brains," he told the patient, "For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for $10,000 you can have the brain of a politician."
The patient was amazed at the huge difference in price. "Is the brain of a politician that much better?" he asked.
The Brain Surgeon replied, "No, it’s not better, just unused."
一個(gè)外科醫生正要作一個(gè)腦移植手術(shù)。
“你可以從兩個(gè)腦子中選一個(gè)給你。”醫生告訴病人，“一個(gè)心理學(xué)家的大腦1000美元，一個(gè)政治家的大腦10000美元。
病人很驚訝二者之間這樣大的差別，“政治家的大腦好一些嗎?”他問(wèn)。
醫生說(shuō)：“不是好一些，只是沒(méi)有用過(guò)。”
最丑的'孩子
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."
一位女士抱著(zhù)她的寶寶上公交車(chē)，司機看到后說(shuō)：“額，那是我這輩子見(jiàn)過(guò)的最丑的小孩。”
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me." The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
女士走到車(chē)廂后面坐下，感到很憤怒。她對旁邊的男士說(shuō)：“司機剛剛羞辱了我。”男士回應說(shuō)：“你快上去斥責他。去吧，我替你抱著(zhù)你的猴子。”
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