好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)集
笑話(huà)來(lái)源于生活，經(jīng)過(guò)藝術(shù)加工的語(yǔ)言形式,是藝術(shù)化的語(yǔ)言。下面小編馬上為你帶來(lái)好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)集，希望你會(huì )喜歡。
好笑的`英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)一
No matter 沒(méi)關(guān)系
A well-dressed woman got on a bus. She handed a ten-dollar note to the drive and said: "Sorry, I have no nickels."
The driver took the note and said: "It doesn't matter, lady, You would soon get back 199 nickels."
一個(gè)穿著(zhù)很考究的女人上了 一部公共汽車(chē)。她拿出一張10美元的鈔票給司機，說(shuō)：“對不起，我沒(méi)有硬幣。”
司機接過(guò)鈔票時(shí)說(shuō)：“沒(méi)關(guān)系，太太，你很快就會(huì )取回199個(gè)硬幣的。”
好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)二
醫生，有人在我床底下
Somebody under my bed
Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!"
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."
"How much do you charge?"
"A hundred dollars per visit."
"I'll sleep on it," said Jerry.
Six months later the doctor met Jerry on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.
"For a hundred bucks a visit? The bartender cured me for $10."
"Is that so! How?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!!!"
好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)三
An ingenious idea 一個(gè)好辦法
A man told the doctor that his wife had lost her voice and asked what he could do about it.
The doctor said, "Try getting home late some night. It's good method."
有個(gè)人對醫生說(shuō)他的妻子不說(shuō)話(huà)了，問(wèn)他該怎么辦。
醫生說(shuō)：“你試試哪天晚上很晚才回家吧。這是個(gè)好辦法。”
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