Don't argue with the children

　　A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

　　The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because, even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.

　　The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

　　Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was physically impossible.

　　The little girl said, "Well, when I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."

　　The teacher asked, sarcastically, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"

　　The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

　　一個(gè)小女孩和她的老師在說(shuō)鯨魚(yú)。

　　老師說(shuō)，鯨魚(yú)不可能吞了一個(gè)人，因為，即使這是一個(gè)非常大的哺乳動(dòng)物，它的喉嚨是非常小。

　　小女孩說(shuō)，約拿被一條鯨魚(yú)吞噬。

　　老師惱火的重申鯨魚(yú)不能吞下一個(gè)人身體是不可能的。

　　小女孩說(shuō)， "好吧，當我到達天堂，我會(huì )問(wèn)約拿" 。

　　老師問(wèn)，反譏道： "什么，如果約拿到地獄呢" ?

　　小女孩回答說(shuō)： "那你問(wèn)他" 。

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